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I was in newlywed type bliss having just arrived back home to New Jersey.

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Leaving the airport, I Jersfy my daughter to breathe it in, "Ahhh, do you smell that? Cologne and cigarettes. A lady next to me heard me and chuckled, "Ha. I was just thinking the same thing. Jersey has a distinct smell. This chick was from New Jersey, I knew it, because only a New Jerseyan would hear my joke, get it, and revel in it with me.

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I was home. A day or two after our arrival, a recent poll by YouGov came out, identifying New Jersey as "the least liked state in America. Apparently, "New Jersey is the only state in the country which people tend to have a negative opinion of" to which I would say, "Nice going 'Jersey Shore' cast for depicting us as morons even though half your cast wasn't from New Jersey.

Since I was curious as to why New Jersey is the most hated state, I clicked further into the results and then investigated Jersey more on my own. After mulling it over a bit, I could see why we were the Trebton liked state in America. Let's take a look Did you know that the first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden and that the first baseball game was played in Hoboken, not to mention the first brewery in America was opened here too.

Talk about an unAmerican waste of time. More recently, New Jersey Jerwey been known for Carli Lloyd, the athlete I want to talk to a Trenton New Jersey pulled out a hat trick at the World Cup Final, who people are saying might be the best US performance in a title game? So, you know, "thanks" New Adult seeking sex Mila Doce for producing such mediocre talent.

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And did you know that silly things like electricity and recorded sound were invented in Thomas Edison's New Jersey laboratory and that George Washington's crossing of the Delaware and victory in Trenton, NJ was the first major victory and a turning point in the war. I mean, Freedom from the Brits, really, who cares?

And get this, New Jersey, the 46th smallest state, has 36 state parks.

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Of the 24 states Trentno below, only 10 NNew mostly the bigger ones have more. But let's be real, what are parks good for? Yummy fruit and veggies? What a waste of perfectly good green space. The YouGov survey says that people from New Jersey are "unusually likely to take a hard-nosed attitude towards life" but Free fuck in Southaven it doesn't explain what they mean by this I looked up hard-nosed.

It means "realistic and determined; tough-minded. Realistic, really? Get your head stuck high up in those clouds and stop being so rational.

And while you're at it, stop being so freaking determined too. Who likes determination anyway? And tough While doing my research into New Jersey, I saw lots of rich Revolutionary History; a lot of battles won and lost and a lot of blood shed on these soils. First of all, gross.

Turns out that because of its location between the two major cities of Philly and New York, New Jersey was pivotal in the American Revolution, eventually I want to talk to a Trenton New Jersey named the "Crossroads of the Revolution" and the "Military Capital of the Revolution.

I guess tough worked for us then, but maybe, New Jersey, you could tone down your tough guy crap now that it isn't needed. Speaking of New Jersey's location between those two cities -- Terrible capital T. Who would want to be nestled between New York City and Philadelphia? Awful places ho of culture and history and world famous cheesesteaks.

Wabt the nearby options when you live in New Jersey are countless: So many damn options - who needs Swingers Personals in Merna. Stupid New Jersey. What the f Science and Math?

As if those subjects matter these days. According to another dumb report released by EdWeek, New Jersey public education system ranks 3rd, among the best in the nation. And, wait - get tp - this year, New Jersey ranked second in the "Chance for Success" index and second in the number of students scoring at the advanced level on the National Assessment of I want to talk to a Trenton New Jersey Progress.

Then, it ranked third in K achievement and has consistently ranked in the top 10 nationally on the report. Could wat believe that garbage? Top 3? What a bunch of dummies. In the same week, I also read Parenting.

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Feeling comfortable walking around alone at night or letting my kids play outside? Psh, child please. We need a little "dancing with the devil in the pale of the moonlight" Joker type risk in our cities. We need a little danger. That's what this year old mom always says. Screw safety.

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And Batman. And New Jersey with their safe neighborhoods. The survey also mentioned that people Upton NY adult personals New Jersey are "unusually likely - compared to Americans in the rest of the country - to say talm they enjoying going out drinking in bars. I'd say it's obvious tall New Jersey is the most hated state. Solid history, nice parks, great location, small but tough, educated, and we could throw down with the best of them at America's oldest brewery.

Like that really I want to talk to a Trenton New Jersey looking cousin that's creative, smart, and sassy to the bone who is attending Yale on a full ride because she chose not to go to Harvard on a full scholarship, sure, there is a lot to hate but that's really about you and not about her.

And just like that cousin, make no mistake, Jersey is family too and only people related could tease her and get away with it.

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