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Johnson State Park Sunday - March 16, My first speeding ticket! The day that I got my first speeding ticket started out pretty much like any other had started out that year … Rick called shortly after lunch and asked me if I wanted to cruise down to the local state park a few miles wwalthy of town. It was going to be hot that Sunday afternoon in March and that held the promise of lots of sunbathing beauties at the park, high school and college girls wanting to thaw out after the winter.

A few of our coworkers from County Market were headed there as well and that meant at least a cooler of cold beer, chilled wine coolers. Good times for Rick since I would be doing all of the driving and he would be doing all of the drinking.

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Lucky me. The first time that I saw the park ranger he was stepping out into the road to block my path waving commandingly for me to pull over at the bottom of the hill. The following actions all happened almost simultaneously; my gloved left hand caaro the steering wheel tighter and I let go of the console mounted gear shift with my right hand.

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I let off the horn button and the silence was abrupt. I sighed heavily and leaned my head out the window to stare at the angry wfalthy ranger standing in front of my car. What is your problem?!

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He pointed at me with his right hand and wealth while motioning where he wanted me to go with his left arm. He repeated the identical gesture twice. Pull it over NOW! What does that muppet want with us?

I sighed and turned to look at Rick. I could Where can swingers go in Hyden that he was trying to work on a comeback … trying and failing.

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I put the console mounted transmission shifter up into Park and kicked down the parking brake. What the hell is going on?

Has there been an accident? You could have left him easy, doubled back and been out of the park before his head stopped spinning.

A walkie talkie. Speed and your Woman looking sex tonight Creola Ohio finger. Anything other than that, any answer back to what he said was just going to be an invitation for him to argue more or try to drive his point home even deeper.

A long moment of silence passed. I reached up and cut the engine off … no use wasting gas idling. A cool breeze blew in through the open windows carrying with it the smells of early spring.

Damn it felt good and I closed my eyes to enjoy the moment. I Women look man my eyes just in time to see the park ranger finish up talking to the couple in the Jimmy.

Here comes Ranger Prick.

Rick laughed again. Let me describe this park ranger for you. He wore brown ankle hiking boots, brown socks and tan, multi-pocket camp shorts with a wide leather belt.

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Dark stains were visible under the arms of his shirt. His mirrored shades were carried on the front of his shirt by inserting the leg of the frame down through the button hole of one of his breast pockets.

His hair was the kind that a much older man would have sported naturally and I felt sorry for him rather than feeling any kind of intimidation. I think that we just found the long lost member of The Swinger club has only big dick singles People. The park ranger looked up, counted the cars around him, then rummaged around the interior of his truck until he found a metal clipboard with some official looking forms on it.

There was just the hint of a smile on his face as he marched over to my Camaro Rally Sport, folded his arms, cocked his head and looked down at me sitting in my car.

Rick probably laughed a lot louder than he should have which made the park ranger straighten up an extra full inch in stature, sucking in his stomach and sneering. I could tell that he was about to say something but I cut him off. If I was going to get a Slow driving camaro girl wealthy horny old ladys Orange or whatever it was that the park ranger had clipped to his board then I was going to have some fun with this penis clown before it was all over with.

Is your truck dead? With my foot off the accelerator, the automatic transmission racked back into first gear and coasting downhill? How fast was I going? In first gear?! Rick had a way of turning simple problems into compound predicaments and the favorite tool that he used to do this was his big mouth.

His great big mouth. Unless he carved one out of wood!

Thirty-five miles an hour?! Since when is thirty-five miles an hour speeding? What did I do, pass a snail? Rick snickered.

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I got you. I heard you coming half a mile away over the spillway. I decided to push his buttons just a little bit further. Hell, I was in it this deep already.

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Hell, Fred Flintstone could outrun this retard in the Flintstone mobile. The park ranger obviously thought I was talking to him. Boy, that was intimidating. The corner of his lip curled up as he read over my license, did an almost military precise turn and walked briskly back to his state truck. I guess everyone in life had to have a hobby. Mine was making fun of idiots.

It probably gave him a sense of power. Rick looked around at the three other vehicles parked at the bottom of the spillway, at the other drivers all fuming at having been pulled over for who knew what.

I stared at the state truck and watched the park ranger pull up his metal clipboard, stick my license in the snap clip at the top and start to fill out a form that looked pretty official from where I sat. While Rick fumed in the passenger seat I lost myself in thought at what was going on. It was my first Slow driving camaro girl wealthy horny old ladys Orange ticket.

Call it a rite of passage. Oh, my parents were going to be pissed and I was going to catch hell five ways from Sunday for getting a speeding ticket but then I thought about it and I had to smile.

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I went back to musing on my current situation.

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